You're Invited

Last weekend, my wife and I went to see Kung Foo Panda with Big Dawg. 'Tis a great movie. It's a lot of fun. :)

After, we all went to the Olive Garden. We were sitting near another couple in the waiting area and chatting.

My wife mentioned that Big Dawg hasn't seen our house yet. Speaking in Big Dawg's general direction, she said, "We'll let you come over one evening and we'll cook dinner for you."

The awkward part of this invitation was that the other couple was kinda sitting between us and Big Dawg. With a big grin on his face the Unintended Gentleman said, "Sounds great!".

There was a brief pause for laughter, and then I said, "For you... there *might* be a cover charge."

Looks like my wife and I will have to put a big price tag on our dinners to keep the riff-raff out.