I'm A Lost Fan

If you're a Lost fan also, then this David Letterman Top 10 List will amuse you (click to expand).


Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "Lost" presented by Jorge Garcia

10. After each episode, you do an all-kitty reenactment in your basement

9. You refer to your in-laws as "The Others"

8. While visiting New York, you stood over every manhole and screamed, "Good God -- a secret hatch"

7. You're halfway to your goal of licking every cast member

6. Your friend phoned during "Lost." Next day you beat him to death with a hot poker

5. You pitched NBC a show about 12 people stranded backstage at "Saturday Night Live"

4. Co-workers affectionately refer to you as "That loser who's obsessed with 'Lost'"

3. Renamed dental practice "Flost"

2. Your wife is getting sick of playing the bedroom game "Find the castaway"

1. You sat through all ten of these lame jokes

If you're not a Lost fan, then you need help to understand what us "Losties" are talking about. My pal Queen Spoo has just the thing you need.


SIDE NOTE: "Heros" rocked my world last night. I know what I want for Christmas now. I want Pixie-Chick and Eraserhead workin' for me. Oh my. I searched Google images for 15 minutes trying to find good pics of them. Narg.