A Moving Story

My wife made me so proud when we were moving. I came home from work one day and she proudly pointed toward a new addition to our living room. "Look!," she happily pointed, "I got us a new box."

Somebody left it by the dumpster, and it was in good shape. So she took it.

A week or so later, I came home from work. She greeted me with a twinkle in her eye. "Know what *I* found?" she purred. She'd found two more boxes out by the dumpster.

My wife... dumpster diving! I'll make a redneck outta her yet. :) I'm so proud!