Stories From My Past: 3 Guys, 1 Sink

Occasionally I get asked, "What is the strangest thing to ever happen to you in a bathroom?" When I say "occasionally", I actually mean never. I'm going to pretend I don't know that, and answer the question anyway. This happened at my old job within the past year, year and a half.

I walk into the public restroom to do my thing. 2 other gentlemen are already in there, with similar goals in mind. There are about 5 stalls, and 3 sinks. Plenty of room.

3 Guys finish at about the same time.
3 Guys step out of the stalls at about the same time.
3 Guys, 3 Sinks... so we all step, at the same time, toward the sink in the middle.

There is a pause, as we bump shoulders and stop to look at each other. Then, without a word, the phrase, "No one must hear of this" passes between us, and we 3 each go to a different sink.

Needless to say, I am breaking a sacred trust by telling this story. You should all feel blessed.

Its actually not the first time I've told this story. The first time I told this story, the reaction was, "Hey, I'm just impressed that you all washed your hands."

Some people are easy to impress. ;)