A Funny

Heh. After such a great story for Monday,... I got nuthin'. Terribly sorry. Heroes rocked last night, but I don't want to write a story about a TV show. So instead, here's a funny I got in email some time ago.

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To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.



P.S. Your girlfriend called.



Your loving wife.
XXX