"To Do" List Revisited

A little over a week ago, I mentioned my "To Do" list at work. I had added some silly items to the list as a joke.

Yesterday, a lengthy conversation resulted in some new ideas for items to put on my "To Do" list. I hope you enjoy. :)

Project		Priority
Incite Minor Mayhem		3
Distress Marketing		2
Construct Facsimile of Self		3
Attempt To Be Only Slightly Unethical		2
Send Super Suit Out To Cleaners		2
Develop Maniacal Laugh		1
Wash Nacho Cheese Out Of Stanley Cup		1
Be Expansive And Benevolent		2
Change Oil On Millennium Falcon		2
Have Hair Re-braided		3
Renew License To Kill		1
Commit And Regret It		2
Leave A Footprint In The Sands Of Time		1
Dare To Be Stupid		1
Successfully Inform And Bridge A Global Audience		3
Do The Hokey Pokey		2
Provide Unsolicited Advice And Charge For It.		1
Re-ink Previously Removed "Ted" Tattoo		2
Slap The Guy Who Invented "Zima"		1
Explore Whether Hush Puppies Are Larval Pop Tarts		3
Dangle Participles With Wild Abandon		2
Write A To-Do List		1
Be Uncannily Accurate		3
Buy Fruit To Construct Carmen Miranda Hat		3
Open Lemonade Stand		2
Get Treatment For Disco Fever		3
Cancel Scientology Donation Check		1
Challenge Paradigm		2
Give Pandora Her Box Back		3
Scar P-Ziddy Emotionally For Life		1
Act Out Random Scenes From The Shining		3
Mutter		2
Pass Go. Collect $200		1
Question Sanity. Loudly		2
Live Long And Prosper		2
Chew Through Headphone Cable. Get Electric Shock. Collect Cheese.		1
Count Bottles Of Beer On Wall		2
Randomly Erase Other Items		1