Gone In Sixty Seconds
I saw this news story over the weekend... a woman in Tampa gave birth to a baby in sixty seconds.

This woman, I believe, is the textbook definition of an "overachiever". It got me thinking... I wonder what else she can do incredibly fast? (Somebody slam a hand over P-Ziddy's mouth now.)
I figure she probably completed college in about 5 weeks. Most likely she could read a typical four hundred-page novel in 18 minutes or so. And I'd bet anything she can complete a load of laundry 4.9 seconds *before* she actually starts.

I wonder if the little tyke will take after his mom. If so, I wish him luck this fall at the ivy leagues.
They grow up so fast.
2 Comments:
*mmphmmmphwoomphmm*
Since there is no hand over my mouth........ I've seen you crumple to the floor from a desktop in less than a second.........
ducks quickly to avoid the backlash.......
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