Unprovable Claims

I heard a guy talking about the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas the other day. He mentioned the big light at the top of the pyramid... it is claimed to be the brightest light in the world at more than 42 billion candlepower. Supposedly it is visible from space.

At that point in the discussion, he chuckled and said, "Of course, you can claim a lot of things if they can't be tested."

Yeah, you know right where *my* mind went. "Pointless Comedy Exercise! Squeee!"

Wild Claims That You Cannot Disprove

The eye of most hurricanes contains near-perfect conditions for spinning straw into gold.

Every time you cut a blade of grass, an angel in Heaven gets a sudden itch in the middle of his back.

There's actually a small segment of the US population who get nauseous every time they hear the Price Is Right announcer say, "Come on down!"

Flowers don't actually smell nice. They have hypnotic powers to make you *think* they smell nice.

At any given moment, odds are better than 50/50 that I am thinking about cream cheese.