Unfair Comparison?...

This comes from a Facebook conversation I saw recently. I don't know most of the people who participated, but that last comment comes from a buddy of mine who I will not name. :)

[name] Is writing up a comedy bit comparing copy machines to women.
1. They always want the lid down before doing business.

[name] They take a minute to warm up.

[name] TLC goes a lot further than a hammer.

[name] Sometimes you can easily push the wrong buttons....

[name] Both can be high maintenance.

[name] Both go through a huge amount of paper goods.

[name] Both have drawers. Ok, that one was a stretch.

[name] both have photographic memories.

[name] Push the right buttons and they both reproduce.

Living Dangerously A few moments of brilliance; but most of the time; the light isn't on.

Ouch! Hilarious, unless of course my wife is asking, in which case it's a very mean hurtful comment from a friend who should know better, bless his tiny soul.

So, in the spirit of fairness, I'm going to throw out an unfair comparison of my own. Let's compare Men to Ice Cream Trucks. I'll start:

1) Both tend to be slow-moving and repetitive.

2) Both frequently have gas and pollute the environment.

3) I'd better stop. I have another, but it's just edgy enough that I think I'll save it for the comments. :)

Feel free to add your own!