Marvtimus Prime

Big Dawg came over to my desk to show off his newest toy. It's a Marvin the Martian USB Flash Drive, and it is WONDERFUL.

We giggled like a couple of little girls for much longer than I would care to admit. I confess the phrase "He's so CUTE!" was squee'd, but I won't say who did it.

Now you may wonder... USB? How do you plug him in? Well, his head comes off. That's right, you decapitate Marvin, and then the USB stick is right there and you plug his torso in. Cute AND disturbing, all at the same time. Much like life itself.

Anyway, I noticed that Marvin's head was just about the right size for...



Looks like he's ready to deploy that Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator with extreme prejudice.

Where's the kaboom? I got your kaboom right here, pal.