Beemer Update, Top 10

Hi all. Got a couple of shorties for you.

First, do you remember the story from early January about the BWM with multiple flat tires in our parking lot?

Well, an update. After they "fixed" the flat tires, the BMW got moved to another parking space. It hasn't been driven in a month and a half. A couple of weeks ago, the front passenger tire went flat again. A few days ago, the rear driver's side tire spontaneously went flat.

Yesterday, another notice appeared on the car windshield. Apparently, apartment management is threatening (again) to tow the car / eyesore away if they don't fix the tires. I hope they actually follow through this time... last time the threat was empty.

In other news, here's this week's Top Ten Contest from David Letterman's site:

Top Ten Signs Bill Gates Is Your Secret Valentine

10. You couldn't read your Valentine card due to the 32-bit encryption scheme

9. You're invited to a romantic evening at Circuit City

8. Love notes written in C++

7. You get a card, a box of chocolates and Rhode Island

6. The Valentine's Card you received is a poor imitation of the one Steve Jobs sent out 5 years ago

5. Valentine's card asks for the password to your "inbox"

4. You get a lovely note inviting you to "help me convert my floppy to a hard drive"

3. Couldn't decide on a card, so he bought you Hallmark instead

2. Before sex, he needs to run an antivirus on you

1. Melinda Gates drives 900 miles in adult diapers to mace you