Mad Dogg vs IT

"Hey man, I just had the stupidest thing happen to me, and I knew you could relate to this one."
"Oh, so when you think about stupidity, you automatically think of me?"

"I'm moving?" said Mad Dogg, muchly surprised. "Yup," said the IT guy. "Let's look at the work order here, and see where you're moving to." There was a brief pause. "You're moving here."
The IT guy was obviously surprised. He had gotten a work order to move Mad Dogg, but the destination desk was the same as his current location.

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
AWESOME!
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