Deep Discount

My wife and I were walking through a store recently. To get from one area of the store to another, we walked through the children's cloths.

Suddenly, my wife pointed at something and said, "Whoa! Look at THAT!".



I looked at the item in question. A cute little girl's dress, but I didn't see anything worth shouting about, necessarily. Then I realized, she wasn't pointing at the dress itself. She was pointing at the price tag.



In retrospect, we really should have just taken them all and ran. Instead, we got freaked out and left.

Those of you with little girlie-babies (or soon to have them)... I'm sorry. I'll try to be stronger next time.