Frogger

One recent evening, my wife and I were out front looking at our cute little porch lights that line the walkway.



One of them needed adjustment, so I bent down to take a closer look. As I reached for the light, a frog jumped out at me.

I was surprised, so naturally I fell backwards on my hinder. But the part that really made my wife and I laugh was the phrase that came out of my mouth next:

"Desperately out of his element, the Urban Nerd faces *danger!* on all sides..."

If I were ever the subject of a nature show, it would have to air on Comedy Central. It would last exactly one episode, and it would end with a scream.