Gopher Races

Now this is just wacky. Check out what appeared in my backyard.

How odd. Little animals must be prepping my backyard for use as a race track. There's no other reasonable explanation.

Picture it: The cat from a few doors down in the red "Tender Vitals" car vs Backyard-Neighbor Guy's destructive little "Peanut" in the blue Starbucks #2 car. They'll be competing against a squirrel on a skateboard, a rocket-powered mole, and Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Drama, thy name is "Jeff's Backyard".

It's all good fun, unless one of them crashes and damages my fence. Unfortunately, this has been happening with distressing regularity. Check out the front gate and see if you can figure out which planks I've replaced.



Never underestimate the power of a chiwawa at full speed. Yikes. Two of those boards were literally busted in half. Somebody hide the Scooby Snacks, for cryin' out loud.