Hot Air Balllon
This is an actual picture of an actual hot air balloon floating over my neighborhood.
Outstanding! I wonder what a hot air balloon was doing here? Hm...
The Top 10 Reasons a Hot Air Balloon Would Be Floating Over Jeff's Neighborhood:
10) To get to the other side
9) Neighbor lady 3 homes south was sunbathing in her backyard
8) Trying to harvest angel wings
7) Searching for the last of the old analog TV signals
6) Trying to see Russia from my backyard
5) Hoping to get away from those "helpful" Best Buy salesmen
4) Wanting to see what "cloud" tastes like
3) He's on an adventure, just like the Goonies!
2) Preparing for the next great Biblical flood
1) It's part of his diet - cookies have no calories at 1,000 feet
1 Comments:
Did the balloon have "NO FAT CHICKS" written on the side of it?
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