Wednesday, July 28, 2010

State Holidays

We celebrate.I found out that last Friday was "Pioneer Day" up in Utah. Many workers in that state got the day off.

I think Oklahoma needs more state holidays. We can miss work with the best of them!

Consider chicken."Deer Day"
The first day of hunting season is practically a state holiday anyway. Why not make it official?

"Moonshine's Day"
Commemorating the day that Blessed Moonshine (King Hop's malformed niece) first crawled into a barrel and let herself ferment.

Whoever shouts the loudest and has the best hair wins"Broken Foot Tuesday"
Marking the day that Oklahoma's first governor won a bitter partisan debate by dropping a ripe possum on his opponent's foot.

"Blue n' Gold Sausage Day"
Because it's so hard to concentrate on work while you're waiting for sausages to be delivered.

"All Hillbilly's Eve"
Be honest. You don't even know what it is, but you hope there's a YouTube video.

What state holiday will you celebrate?


At 8:10 AM, Blogger MetaCow said...

Storm Friday (celebrated on the first stormy Friday after the 2nd Monday in April) - A day for all Oklahomans to celebrate our great state's deadly weather by chasing storms in unsafe vehicles or drunkenly filming tornadoes from their porch, all while a non-native weeps uncontrollably in the background.

At 8:31 AM, Blogger jeff.w.mcclung said...

Dude. Sign me up.


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