Dinner For Schmucks

We saw "Dinner for Schmucks". Oh my. Full disclosure... it's crude in places, but hilarious.

I was in love from the beginning. A guy is invited to a special dinner with the executives at his office. He is instructed to bring along an "extraordinary" guest. During dinner, the boss will decide whose guest is the best.

"You mean," this character summarizes, "... that we invite a bunch of idiots to dinner and make fun of them?"

My mind nearly exploded with possibilities. I looked over at my wife, eyes wide, clapping my hands, squealing with glee. "We should totally do that!", I gasped.

My wife was skeptical. "I don't think anyone would invite you," she said.

Ouch.