As You Poop
This will be my only post this week. I'll probably blame the lack of posts on Spring Break. It's not true, but that's OK. In any case, here's a conversation I had recently with iCanSpell... Poop jokes and Princess Bride quotes! You're welcome.
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iCanSpell: So I have seen some really weird baby products
iCanSpell: but
iCanSpell: http://www.fridababy.com/shop/windi-for-gas-relief/
Jeff: ...
Jeff: I ... I have no response to that.
iCanSpell: Woohoo!
iCanSpell: I wonder if they make adult sizes
iCanSpell: Also, I can't imagine any actual parents thinking this is a good idea
Jeff: There's no question to which the answer is, "tube up my baby's hinder!", that does not in some way contain the phrase, "qualified trained medical professionals".
iCanSpell: Now I'm imagining coining the phrase "You're as useful as a tube up my baby's hinder"
iCanSpell: Also, it seems like gas is not the only thing that comes from that particular region
iCanSpell: it seems like this might just be a poop gun in disguise
Jeff: Like a Potato Canon except with more EWWWWW.
iCanSpell: I imagine that little end serves to concentrate and accelerate any emissions
iCanSpell: They did mention the whistling noise that one might hear
iCanSpell: I think it might be like the Fire Swamp in the Princess Bride
iCanSpell: If you hear the whistle, duck and cover
Jeff: "And there's the POUS's."
"Poops of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."
[whistle.... splat]
iCanSpell: I almost choked
Jeff: :)
Jeff: Excellent.
2 Comments:
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...
I laughed out loud when I read, "If you hear the whistle, duck and cover."
Too Graphic!
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