Spongebob?

So... this appeared on my desk at work:



"Thanks, P-Ziddy!", I shouted. I could hear him chuckle in the distance.

It's a gyroscope with "Patrick" (best friend of Spongebob Squarepants) in the middle. He also appears to have Elvis hair. I don't know why.

"That came in a kid's meal," P-Ziddy explained. "Kiddo kept flipping it and shouting, 'OH NO!... SPONGEBOB IS SPINNING!'"

"How did I end up with it?", I asked.

"She got tired of it."

"Ah," I said. "So, when your three-year old outgrows a toy, it comes to me?"

"Pretty much."

"Excellent."

I have no problem with this arrangement. If you need me, I'll be spinning Patrick.