Strange Substance

Over the weekend, we ate out at an Applebee's with lots of friends. It was nice and fun and everything you'd expect, with one glorious "laugh out loud" moment.

The waiter took our order and went away. Later, the server showed up with our food. As he was passing around the food, he looked at one plate and was clearly stumped by what he saw. So he said:

"...who had the shrimp aaaaaand... noodle ... [pause] ... things?"

It was shrimp fettucini. But I couldn't tell him that, I was trying too hard not to squirt tears of laughter onto *my* plate.

Poor guy.