I Voted!

Absentee. I'm not going to wind up with one of those nifty stickers this time around, so I have to be all fakey-patriotic *somewhere*.

That's right, I got my absentee form (ow), got it notarized, and got the extra postage required to send it (I hope I remembered to actually fill it out). I limped for a week and endured the merciless mocking of Big Dawg, but now I don't have to stand in line on Election Tuesday.

If I find out there's no big line that Tuesday I'm gonna be disappointed.

There was a state question about whether or not you should be able to gamble for live animals. I voted yes, 'cause I can't imagine animals being able to hold a deck of cards by themselves.

There was another state question asking about changing our state mascot. I voted for Joe the Plumber on that one.

There were the customary questions about whether to retain judges. I opted instead to tag them and gently release them into the wild.

And of course, the big one. The 'pres, the leader of the free world, all that jazz. This one required very little thought. Once again, I selected Joe the Plumber.

Ah, Democracy.