Ocho

Back in the day, my great-grandmother graduated from Oklahoma A&M, the school that later become Oklahoma State University. My grandpa, dad, and mom all graduated from OSU. That makes me a fourth generation OSU grad.

In honor of the OSU football team being ranked #8 nationally (and with apologies to David Letterman), I present:

Eight Great Things About Being Eighth!

1) Football team members can finally start to steal a few chicks away from the chess club.

2) Not having to think about politics for a few minutes.

3) As a thank-you to the fans, each seat in the stadium will be made of chocolate and sprinkled with dollar coins.

4) OSU alumni will participate in a special community poll... the selected public official will be purchased by T. Boone Pickens and then re-sold for scrap.

5) Free orange cheeze whiz for everybody!

6) Later this week, Garth Brooks will host a Barry Switzer Slap-A-Thon.

7) This is just rumor, mind you, but they say Kansas might be paved and domesticated so that we can use it as a water park.

8) A new Capital One commercial will feature Pistol Pete mooning Lee Corso.

Go Pokes!