Forgot My Cell Phone

I left my cell phone at work yesterday. I *never* forget my cell phone, but now all of a sudden I've done it twice in the past 6 weeks or so.

This level of emotional trauma can only be overcome with the love and support of my dear friends. I wonder what some of them would say...

P-Ziddy
He'd tell me I can't leave it "behind" if I stick it in a warm dark place first.

V
She'd tell me to staple it to myself so I *can't* forget.

Lightyear
...would commiserate with me, and find a way to blame it on a wife (probably his own).

Fyrebaugh
He'd suggest that I spend 6 times the value of the phone to get a custom-made leather carrying case with belt clip.

Powerama
He'd tell me to use my powers of magnatism to retrieve my phone from a distance (he really does think that I have superpowers).

iCanSpell
...would find some clever linguistic way to make a dirty joke, which she would then blame on P-Ziddy.

Oorah
...would find a subtle way to mock me. "I have a small daughter who never forgets her toys. Maybe she can give you some pointers."

Scruffy
He'd say, "Let me message my World Of Warcraft guild and see if any of them have any suggestions."

LadyPatsFan
She'd hide the dang thing so that she could giggle at me while I tried to find it.

Big Dawg
...would mock me mercilessly... *after* a quick check to make sure he hadn't forgotten his.


I probably won't post again before Christmas, so... Merry Christmas!