Random Amusements

This one came to me in an email titled, "Dumbest Illegal Immigrant".

Running stop light = $100.00
DUI = $350.00
Not wearing a seat belt = $150.00
Putting you & your girlfriend's photo on your fake driver's license = PRICELESS



Remember! When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only... no matter how much you love your girl.

This following pic comes from me. This is the discount bin at a local Walgreen's:



Maybe at first glance, you didn't see it. The plush Christmas Tree is a red herring, look again. It's mostly candy and cheap plastic junk, plus... a microwave chili dinner?

I don't know about you, but I've always thought that the very best chili comes from the "75% off!" bucket at a drugstore. They have the best combination of spices, bar none.