Elk

Wow... did you see this story?

Elk Tangles With Bar Stool, Is Now Wearing It

OK, it's horribly adolescent of me, but I'm gonna say it anyway.

Hey! Check out that Elk's stool!

*cough*

I'm terribly sorry you had to witness that.

Moving on.

I was so amused by the elk's "bling" that I decided to get some for myself.

Yeah, baby! I'm livin' large! At least, until the wildlife officers catch up to me and tranq me.