In The News

I thought I'd start out the week with a couple of my favorite news stories from last week.

Woman Finds Dog Poo Worth $400

A North Carolina dog ate 400 dollars in cash. Yeah, you know where this is going. Never before have doggie deposits been so exciting. "Look! He's squatting... it's green! Yay!"

The first headline I saw on this one talked about how the owners were waiting for their "refund". I think that's an appropriate analogy, actually... people acting all excited about getting a portion of money back that belonged to them in the first place. Sounds pretty accurate, if you ask me.

And then there's this one...

Suspected deadly spider found in Tulsa

A deadly Brazilian "Wandering Spider" may or may not have hitched a ride to Tulsa on a banana. First class all the way, baby.

Obviously, few shoppers would think that this increased the value of their purchase. "I want my fruit with extra bugs, please!"

I honestly thought about doing a "Top Ten" style list for this titled, "Things I never want to find on my banana." As soon as I imagined P-Ziddy's response, I knew that I could never do it and keep it PG. :)

If you have small kiddos around, you might want to avoid the comment section today.