Orbit Gum

You should all chew Orbit gum. Just look at what it did for this guy...

Man steals hundreds worth of gum

Dude stole over $500 worth of chewing gum. Words cannot express how much I love this story.

The police say that he either has some otherworldly Orbit gum obsession, or he was trying to resell them at another store. I can't help but giggle at the black-market gum possibility. "The thief was arrested with hundreds of dollars of gum, which has a street value of hundreds of dollars."

Just think if he was planning to hit a party supply store next. That much gum plus some helium, and he could improvise his own hot air balloon. I can picture him floating among the stars, cackling and dropping Mylar remnants in his wake.

It's a good thing the police caught him when they did. Think of the poor balloons.