The Truth Is Out There

Check this out. A family in Virginia has reported an apparent UFO sighting at an amusement park.

It has to be true. I can't think of any other reason you'd see lights in the sky at an amusement park.

"Aliens in an Amusement Park." Sounds like a really bad Roger Corman movie, doesn't it?

The aliens weren't planning on landing at the amusement park, but a couple of rednecks mistook their ship for a clay pigeon and shot them down.

The little green men first made contact with a group of Republicans. They demanded, "Take me to your leader." They spent the next 6 hours in spirited debate over who the Republican leader is.

Tempers did flare at one point, and a focused laser blaster was drawn. The alien thought he was going to strike down his mighty enemies, but he wound up knocking over four little duckies and winning a prize for his girlfriend.

At the end, all of the invaders died from a human disease. It was just like "War of the Worlds, except they didn't die of the common cold. It was a funnel-cake overdose.

Come to think of it, a funnel-cake overdose might explain the family who thought they saw a UFO.