Grandma Got Run Over By A Durango

Don't forget about Photoshop Jeff! I invite you to mock me digitally! I'll post the results sometime next week.

Sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"



Grandma got run over by a Durango
Walkin' out to her car recently
You can say she should go see a doctor
But Grandpa says she only skinned her knee.

She was shopping one fall morning
We had asked her not to go
But she liked the prices at Sam's
And she needed paper towels now, doncha know?

As she crossed that asphalt jungle
Arm-loads full of all her loot
A sudden lurch, a sudden impact
And she fell down to the ground, right on her butt.


Grandma got run over by a Durango
Walkin' out to her car recently
You can say she should go see a doctor
But Grandpa says she only skinned her knee.

Now the band-aids have been pressed on
And her hip treated with ice
The family members prone to panic
Haven't been told yet although it isn't nice

I tell all my friends and neighbors,
Buying paper goods, watch out!
I'd hate to see you get blindsided
By crazed shoppers looking for a bulk discount.


Grandma got run over by a Durango
Walkin' out to her car recently
You can say she should go see a doctor
But Grandpa says she only skinned her knee.