Unsafe At Any Speed

I don't like dangerous activities. I don't get any kind of a special thrill from them. Also, I'm frail and I injure easily.

That's why I don't bungee jump, race cars, or tame lions. I also avoid camping, eating while lying down and political debates. Oh, and I no longer fold blankets.

I was helping my wife swap out our lightweight blanket for a heavier one. Bad idea. As I folded up the lightweight blanket, my thumb got caught on some sharp pokey plastic bit. I have no idea what it was, but I literally gashed my thumb on it.

Seriously. I bled. I had to resort to band-aids and antibiotic cream to get it to stop.

I had no idea I lived such a hazardous life.