Anything Helps

True story.

We've got a friend with three adorable little daughters. One day while driving, one of her girls looked out the window and said, "Mom, why is that man holding a sign that says 'Harmless'?".

Our friend never saw the guy, but her best assumption was that the sign actually said "Homeless". Thus, a quick education on homelessness and unemployment was imparted.

A day or two later, the daughter picked up some cardboard, string, and a marker. "What are you doing?" "I'm gonna make a sign for Woofy!"

Later, the daughter was seen carrying around her little stuffed puppy. Stuffed puppy had a sign around his neck that said, "Homeless. Anything helps."

Her daddy asked her, "Why is Woofy homeless?"

"Because you won't build him a dog house!"