Zoo Hinders

I love the zoo, but I don't think the zoo animals love me very much. Every time I raise my camera, the animals turn and point their hinders at me. It's like clockwork. They don't even look up... they just *know*.

Seriously, check out these Zebras.

You are less important than the rock I'm ignoring

Buffalo Butts!

One had Mexican for lunch, the other has just learned this sad fact

The Cheetah was too busy to be bothered.

Meh... I'll kill you later

The Rhino had an attitude.

Kiss my double-wide hinder, Shorty!

Giraffe Butt.

If I stand *really* still, maybe he won't see me...

Lion Hinder.

Rawr

Double-Goat Bottoms!

Bottoms up!

I wouldn't be me if I didn't include the monkey.

Mean people make me sad

Even the birds mock me.

Crow butt!

Heck, even the *flightless* birds mock me.

Penguin butt? Really?

This is rude but it's kinda cute.

Bear butt!

And then there's the Giant Turtles and their ... um ...

Whoa! Never mind! Run away! Unclean! Unclean!

The proud and majestic ones ...

Bald Eagle Butt

The silly ones ...

Meerkat butt

Are they spooning?

Otter butt!

This guy couldn't be bothered to even stand up and say hello.

Llama butt

And of course, there was an elephant butt.

Elephant butt

You're welcome.