Vintage Optimus Prime

If you're not jealous, you're not paying attention.



PRIME, BABY! WHOO-HOO!



Some of his stickers are peeling. Most of his joints don't *quite* work like they should. But I love him.



"Is that a gun in your pocket or are... oh. It's totally a gun. Got it. Right."

Plus, he's got an elevated grabby thingy.



I bet *you* don't have an elevated grabby thingy.

Actually, now that I think of it... did that thing actually have a name?



Prime says, "You'd love me even if my name was Bubba!"

And he's RIGHT.