Pseudo-Celebrity Sighting!

It has happened again! First, it was a John Ratzenberger look-alike. Then, it was a John Belushi clone. Yesterday, I saw a Pseudo-Celeb whose name wasn't John! It was Charlie Chaplin.

He had the black bowler hat and a black suit. He also had a black bow tie. He was shorter than Charlie, and heavier. So, in a way, he was kinda like a cross between Charlie Chaplin and Oliver Hardy.

I can't help but wonder who is going to be next. Maybe it'll be Barbra Streisand, and she'll respect my opinions. Yeah, that'll happen. ;) I'm still holdin' out hope for a "Bob the Builder" sighting.

Speaking of "The Barb", here's a nugget of joy from David Letterman...

Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts

10. When a fan shouted, "Sing 'Memories'," she beat him to death with her high heel

9. Declared jihad on Liza Minnelli

8. At conclusion of "The Way We Were," bites off the head of a bat

7. Turned down an offer to save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico

6. Invited Mel Gibson to come over and watch "Yentl"

5. Now believes that people who need people are only the third-luckiest people in the world

4. When a cameraman accidentally photographed her from the wrong side, she shot him with a 12-gauge

3. Refers to James Brolin's "Transmission needing work" if you know what I mean

2. Finally had a nose job -- to make it bigger!

1. Well, this is her fifth farewell tour