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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Screaming Monkey Slingshot
This is one of the funniest "office toys" I've seen in quite some time. It's a slingshot. It's a monkey. He actually makes noise while in flight. He's wearing a cape and a mask, so he must be heroic, right?
Actually, the *best* part is in the description. It contains one of the greatest phrases I've heard in a long, long time. "...you'll get a double-dose of monkey justice..."
Is monkey justice like regular justice or is it somehow different?
A friend of mine told me today that he ordered some stuff from ThinkGeek.com and they kindly threw in some free monkey balls.
At that, I happily placed my fingers in my ears and sang. I don't know what monkey balls are, and I don't want to know. I only hope they aren't involved in monkey justice, even a double dose of it.
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Is monkey justice like regular justice or is it somehow different?
A friend of mine told me today that he ordered some stuff from ThinkGeek.com and they kindly threw in some free monkey balls.
At that, I happily placed my fingers in my ears and sang. I don't know what monkey balls are, and I don't want to know. I only hope they aren't involved in monkey justice, even a double dose of it.
Lalalala....
I'm not listening!
As long as it isn't the monkey from "Night at the Museum" his monkey justice was just WRONG!
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