Food Network

Sunday afternoon, my wife and I were looking for something to park the TV on. I suggested the Food Network, since we could be pretty certain that it wouldn't be distracting or offensive.

She punched in the number on the remote. We both looked up and saw Giada De Laurentiis swimming along in a bikini.

We exchanged glances. "Uhh....."

The show we jumped in on was "Giada in Paradise", which is proof of that old saying: If you're cute and Italian, the Food Network will send you to exotic places (Just ask Rachael Ray).

Every time she flashed that massive toothy smile of hers, I couldn't help but think, "This is why she's on the Food Network. With teeth like that, she can eat anything."

Bonus Story

We know a guy, a friend of a friend. He's got a 3-year old daughter, and his wife is pregnant. They've been telling their daughter that she's going to have a little brother or sister soon.

Now, she's proudly going around and telling people, "I'm gonna have a brothersister!"

Obviously, the parents are hoping for a single-gendered child. I hope this doesn't disappoint the 3-year old too much.