Shorties, Part 2
Frisbee Mutt

Once inside, Nephew was instructed to only toss the Frisbee into the open area of the living room, and to toss it very gently. That way, Gus could play catch, and not run into anything (or anybody).
Nephew tossed the Frisbee so gently that it didn't really go anywhere. "Rawooff!" Gus launched himself at the moderately airborne Frisbee. It was still only about 3 inches in front of Nephew.
Once we picked Nephew up off the floor, he was pretty content to just let Grandpa play fetch with Gus.
Jeff McClung, International Blog Star
That's right, I'm now famous across the big pond! For a very liberal definition of the word "famous", of course.

So here's a shout-out to my one good (fleeting?) friend in Thames Ditton! Hope you found what you were lookin' for.
Slinky

"Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."
Quite so, quite so. :)
5 Comments:
Wow. You got really close!
It should read: Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring asmile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
icanspell will ding you for the misplaced apostrophe later. :)
Now, now. It *is* icanspell, not icanpunctuate. Icanpunctuate is a little long, don't you think? Just for the record, I can punctuate. I can even make plural words out of singular words without using punctuation. It's like a super power. On the other hand, if I told people about their punctuation and spelling issues every time they happened, I'd be a very busy person. Also, I'd likely be pushed down stairs. Punctuate as you like; I declare a free punctuation day.
H'ray! I c'an stick'em all o'er the place!!
Thanks, V - I've updated the quote on the story.
A'nd tha...ks, icanspell: I`m g.on"na; punc,tu'ate lik!e 'a ma.dm.an!
It took nearly 25 years, but I'm finally known internationally! Yeah for me!
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