Almost Kinda Pseudo-Celebs?

My wife and I had a very low-key weekend. We expect to be very busy this upcoming weekend, so we treated ourselves to a little lazy behavior this time around.

We went to our local Steak n' Shake restaurant, where hilarity (yes, hilarity I say!) began. If you consider this sort of thing to be hilarity, that is.

When we arrived, there was a short wait. The guy at the host stand had a "Cousin Itt" hairdo. Most of his face was covered by his long locks.

Before our name got called, he announced some other customer's name. The lucky winner stood up from the waiting area and walked toward Mr. Itt. The customer was no more than 10 feet directly in front of Mr. Itt, but Mr. Itt didn't see him through his thick curtain of hair. He wandered outside to see if the customer was waiting out there. In the meantime, the customer was standing at the host stand, laughing.

Once we got seated, our waitress came over to do her thing. It took me a while to figure out who she looked like. Finally, it came to me. She looked a good deal like Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride".

That might explain the relatively slow service we got. Rigor mortis had set in. Poor girl.

History of sightings:

John Ratzenberger. John Belushi. Charlie Chaplin. Sammy Davis Jr. Sherlock Holmes. Carol O'Conner.

Charles Barkley. Hurley. Al Sharpton, Hurley (again), Santa. Drew Barrymore, John Cleese, Richard Simmons, Amanda Plummer, Jack Black. Rainn Wilson