Psuedo-Celeb Overload!
Things got crazy during the whole Tulsa Symphony Orchestra adventure. Almost-Celeb's were coming' out of the woodwork to amuse and horrify me. Five total!
First up, was Drew Barrymore, sorta. She was our waitress at dinner before the show. She looked a lot like Drew, except that her hair was brunette and she wore glasses.
At the symphony, things really got cranking. In the crowd, I saw:
John Cleese. The guy was a dead ringer. I was in awe. I had to fight an urge to ask him if he had noticed the violence inherent in the system.
A young Richard Simmons. Same hairstyle (no graying or balding, of course), same hands-on-hips stance, same goofy smile. There is, of course, only one thing to do when you encounter a Richard Simmons look-alike. Run.
Amanda Plummer. This one is a little obscure. She played Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction. Thankfully, she wasn't shooting anybody during the performance.
Finally, in the orchestra itself, I saw a Jack Black look-alike! He was in the back row of violins. This was the "fuzzy-haired bearded" incarnation of Mr. Black.
Sadly, Elmo remains MIA (Sorry, V!).
History of sightings:
John Ratzenberger. John Belushi. Charlie Chaplin. Sammy Davis Jr. Sherlock Holmes. | Carol O'Conner. Charles Barkley. Hurley. Al Sharpton, Hurley (again), Santa. |
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