Water Heater

My wife and I were wandering through Lowe's the other day. We walked past the Water Heaters. We didn't think much of it, we just noted a couple of prices and then moved on.

A few aisles later, we heard the store's intercom click on. A lady's voice announced, "Code 3 at the Water Heaters. Code 3 at the Water Heaters. [click]"

We chuckled a little, since we had just been there. We continued to wander. A minute passed, and then we heard the intercom system again. This time it was a male voice saying, "Customer needs assistance at the Water Heaters. Customer needs assistance at the Water Heaters. [click]"

We saw several employees who were paying absolutely no attention to the announcements. Another minute passed as we wandered along. The lady's voice came back: "Code 3 at the Water Heaters. Code 3 at the Water Heaters. [click]"

This time, only 30 seconds passed before we heard the PA system click on yet again. It was the male voice again, and this time it was very stern. "Water heaters! [click]"

We left the store at speed. Our crazed laughter was starting to become a public nuisance. :)