He's Got Legs
I used to have fairly strong legs. I wonder where I left them?
I was dealing with a hard problem at work. I needed to get away from it for a minute. I knew that if I left my desk for a bit, then I would come back and be able to figure out the parts that were confusing me.
I have no idea why, but climbing stairs suddenly sounded like a great idea. I figured I could get my mind off work for a minute AND get some exercise. Win-win! Our building is 8 stories tall, and I'm on the second floor. No problem!
I will briefly pause here for a Public Service Announcement. If you are a sedimentary nerd (like me), don't climb 7 flights of stairs recreationaly. Thank you.
By the time I got back to my desk, I was gasping for air louder than a puppy straining against his leash. I had a violent coughing fit that lasted for half an hour. My boss had to go get me a cough drop. I couldn't speak for the rest of the day.
Amazingly, in the midst of tear-inducing light-headed convulsions, I *did* figure the problem I was taking a break from.
Obviously, I have a few other problems left to work on. :)
5 Comments:
Ok, time for you and I to start walking the stairs at lunch. If I can do 56 stories, you can handle 8. At least you won't get vertigo from the altitude.
The blog word is rumblyge. Don't make me fight you.
ROFL
"Lets get READAAAAYYY... TO RUMBLYGE!"
Ah! An opportunity to be nice to LadyPatsFan! A complete change of pace for me. Please make sure she doesn't go into shock or anything.
My blogword is "wizer", which I take to mean that LadyPatsFan is wiser than you. :D
Our building is 3 stories tall with a basement... so theoretically, one could climb 4 flights of stairs here.
The elevators are always used to go even just one floor. I am lonely in my stair climbing. Go, Jeff, go! Climb the stairs! Join your brothers and sisters in eschewing elevators. Elevators are for sissies!
Blogword is rewhash. I don't know, but I think it might mean you should have taken a shower after climbing the stairs.
I say stick to the coffee and donuts. Let the world come to you.
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