Mandles
We saw this on the news and... wow. Just wow.Man-Scented Candles: Mandles.
At the Manly Man Candle Company you can buy candles scented as "Yardwork", "Leather", and "Coffee Shop". There's also "Wild Alaska", "The Hunting Lodge", and "Grandma's Cooking". These candles take Potpourri and kick it hard where the hinder would be if it were facing the other way.
Heck. They had me at Coffee Shop.
New scents in the works apparently include "Beer" and "Bacon". I know it's hard to believe, but I haven't even *started* with the jokes about other possible Mandle scents.
Now, I shall.A "Butcher Shop" scent might be appreciated by some. To complete the redneck home theater, you simply have to have a "Movie Theater Floor" scent. I don't know if "Cialis" has a scent, but if it does, there'd better be a candle for it. Everybody can enjoy the gunpowder-scented "NRA" candle. And to go along with that upcoming Beer scent, "MLB Nachos" would be a nice touch.
What Mandle scents can you come up with? Keep in mind that others have already taken some of the more obvious ones. :)
posted by jeff.w.mcclung @ 8:30 AM
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8 Comments:
Chocolate covered Bacon!
http://candyaddict.com/blog/2005/11/03/chocolate-covered-bacon/
Wow... that was... really relevant. :)
Amusing, though. ;)
So a chocolate covered bacon scented candle isn't relevant?
I'm thinking "Oil Change" and possibly "Grass Fire" would be excellent scents.
Secret codeword of the day, kimzebra. :)
Mandles - College Edition:
"Beer and Cheerios"
"Ramen Noodles"
"Front Porch Couch"
Mandles - Geek Edition:
"New Video Card"
"CAT 5"
"Dead APC Battery"
re: Mathew... aha! I didn't realize you were suggesting a scent. The words "Here's one..." or "...scented candle" would have clued me in. :)
Of the scents suggested so far, "Front Porch Couch" and "CAT 5" both made me laugh out loud.
V's codeword was most excellent,too. Mine are never that good.
Here's another one:
Brake Dust and Lug Nuts
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