Rock Band

OK, I have a confession to make. Today's blog was supposed to be about horticultural engineering. No, seriously. I had it all written up and ready, and then I realized I had placeholders where I was supposed to have pics of my shrubbery (a nice one, not too big, ... NI!), and it's dark outside, so I can't take the pics, and my favorite NFL team is currently loosing on Monday Night Football, and so is my fantasy football squad. All in all, a poo-poo evening.

So, bear with me on this one. There's a common phrase among people who think that jokes are still funny after enthusiastic repetition. The thing is, this one kinda is. Or at least, you can argue the point. Sorta. Anyway, the phrase is, "That would be a GREAT name for a rock n' roll band!"

Try it the next time you hear a slightly unexpected turn of phrase. "I went to the store and waved to the elderly security dude." "Hey!... 'Elderly Security Dude' would make a GREAT rock n' roll band name!"

And so on.

Anyway, here's some great rock n' roll band names that I've thought up and/or heard over the past couple of months. See how many you can come up with. :)

Band Name	Hit Single
Legion Of The Confused	Who Dey?
Remedial Cursing	Dang Poot Heck
All-Of-A-Sudden Jones	Whoosh! Gone!
Underage Chinese Gymnasts	Golden Pacifier
Meaty Marinara	Gonna Need A Bigger Spoon, Babe
Funnel Of Agony	Whimper, Guy!
Accidental Brilliance	Oops I Did It Again
Pre-Existing Condition	Impending Amputation
Clandestine Milk Club	Liquid Gold
Braised Dork	He Sat On My Glasses
Ham Sauce	Forever Dripping