Wake Up And Smell The Coffee

A woman in Iowa got a little something extra in her morning coffee. She found a bat in her coffee filter.

The poor woman is being treated for rabies, and I'm sure she's has been traumatized. Even so, I can't help but laugh. There's no way to stop the giggles when the phrase "Holy foaming spittle, Bat-Man!" comes to mind.

Perhaps the best part is the bit where she noticed the pre-marinated bat in her home, but "wasn't too worried about it." Honestly, when you see a disease-carrying mammal with pointy teeth in your home, it just doesn't pay to get all worked up about it. The other day I saw a snarling wolverine with glowing red eyes belching smoke in our guest bathroom. I just shut the door and decided to hold it until later. No harm, no foul.

I remember once I found a old acoustic guitar in my coffee filter. Aside from a few splinters, there were no ill effects.

Walk it off, lady. You'll be fine.