I Was Born On A Pirate Ship

Photoshop Jeff Reminder!

Don't forget about Photoshop Jeff! It's the goodness that's good because you made it good! I'll give it a week or so and then post all the entries. This one came from P-Ziddy... thanks, P-Ziddy!

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This is quite possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen. 8 feet tall, 7 or 8 feet long... it's an inflatable Santa on a Pirate Ship. I can already hear icanspell asking, so I'll go ahead and mention that I saw this at Lowes (you're welcome). If they still have one as the holiday arrives and the dramatic sales begin, it's MINE.

I love the fact that this thing has a cannon. If there's any justice in the world, it'll have a motion sensor that fires streamers outta that thing when gawkers get too close. I can hear Santa in my head, "Ho! Ho! Ho!... Maaaaaaaan, your battle stations!"

I can't be sure, but I think one of those reindeer is holding a bottle of rum. If he isn't, then he should be.

But by far the best addition a clever homeowner could contribute to this would be an undead monkey. Animatronic and grouchy, for preference. *That* should keep the carolers movin', I would think.