Kamikaze Republicans
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So, there was this big event last Tuesday, you may have noticed. There were lots of large-print headlines in various newspapers the next day. The Tulsa World sold out of Wednesday's edition. Demand was so high that they decided to reprint 7,500 copies of the Election pages.LadyPatsFan decided that she wanted one of those copies, so she went to the downtown office to buy one. She told me that there were 3 or 4 folk in front of her, and that each one of them was acting all embarrassed.
"...pssst... um... I'm here for... [quickly looks around, lowers head and whispers even more]... the uh... reprint of the... er... you know..."
I couldn't help but laugh. "What, were they afraid that some Kamikaze Republicans would jump out of nowhere and beat them senseless?"
"Kamikaze Republicans" is such a fun phrase. I'm having a great time inserting it into casual conversation.
"The little girl down the street lost her dog... prolly those Kamikaze Republicans, they're gonna train him to attack White House Reporters."
What will *you* blame on the Kamikaze Republicans?
posted by jeff.w.mcclung @ 8:30 AM
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Kamikaze Republicans gave me a whole milk latte when I EXPRESSLY ordered a half skinny, half soy! Damn them all. DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!
Kamikaze Republicans burned my village and stole my goats. They came in the night with their glowing red eyes and constitutionally protected fire-arms and their hordes of robot zombie ninjas (not constitutionally protected). They quietly stole over the pothole-infested highway and before we knew it, they were among us! With shouts of "Tax Cuts!" and "Small Government!" they burned and pillaged their way through our tiny group of huts. They kept the best goats and Blu-Ray players for themselves and burned the rest. Afterwards, they just sat on their spoils drinking hot, spiked Metamucil™ and watching the robot zombie ninjas fight over the plundered motor oil. Hours later, with healthy colons and mild hangovers, they simply wandered away with occasional shouts of "Drill here! Drill now!"
I think Kamikaze Republicans would be an excellent band name.
Maybe they'll be asked to play at the inauguration.
Blog says "hummer"
Perhaps it wishes to play the harmonica?
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