Photo ID

We're getting new ID badges at work, so we all had to go up to HR and have our photos taken. I went with Big Dawg and OoRah, because we were afraid to go alone.

I was first. Super-Friendly HR Lady told me to smile, which I don't do well on command. "Maybe your friends here can make you laugh," she suggested.

A quick side note. I refer to Big Dawg by that name because he used to wear "Big Dawg" t-shirts all the time. He is a large man. He is also quite jolly, and he knows just how adolescent my sense of humor can be.

At HR Lady's suggestion, Big Dawg grabbed big handfuls of his belly, scrunched up his face and started shouting "Tee-hee! Tee-hee!"

My new badge photo shows me with tears in my eyes. I look like I've been pepper-sprayed.

I thought maybe I could do better designing my own ID badge. I have since changed my opinion. What do you think?