Friday, January 21, 2011

My Latest Ailment a real pain in the hinder.

Piriformis Syndrome, as you can probably guess from the name, is the condition that occurs when you pass gas and sneeze at the same time.

Wait!, no, I tell a lie... that's something else. Piriformis Syndrome is the sudden dramatic appearance of feathers around your midsection.

Whoops!, no, actually that's not even close.

Actually, Piriformis syndrome is a condition in which the piriformis muscle becomes tight or spasms, and irritates the sciatic nerve. The piriformis is a muscle which runs from your sacrum (mid-line base of spine) to the outer hip bone (trochanter).

(My sincere thanks to the miracle of copy/paste, which made that last paragraph possible)

In other words, my butt hurts and it won't stop. Awesome. *sigh* It seems to be an injury that mostly affects runners. Must have happened to me while I was wind-sprinting between my office chair and the vending machine.

So... foot, groin, and now hinder.

Anyone wanna take bets on what will be next?



At 8:36 AM, Anonymous P-Ziddy said...

It appears your warranty has expired, sir. There's nothing left to do but to trade you in a on newer model.

At 8:48 AM, Anonymous P-Ziddy said...

Come to think of it, all this pain appears to be below the waist. And it started after you got rid of the Danger Pants. Coincidence? I think not.

Secret Code Word: diststr

Walking diststr?
Global diststr?
Environmental diststr?
All of the above?

At 8:53 AM, Blogger V said...

It's all your own fault, you know. This is what happens when you get rid of your Danger Pants.

Even the blog agrees. My code word is "pantz"

At 8:55 AM, Blogger jeff.w.mcclung said...

Always I am cursed by the Danger Pants. They will haunt me forever.


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