Pardon me. It's getting late as I write this, so it may not all quite make sense.
I've mentioned Lightyear once before. He stops by our office every now and then to say hi. He's a fun fellow who likes to tell stories.
In the middle of last week he found out I have a blog. He wrote down the address so that he and his wife could take a look.
Yesterday morning (Monday), he stopped by. He didn't say hello, like normal. Instead, he walked right up to me and said, "My wife and I want to know what you have against Arby's."
Well, they did make me violently ill once. But really, I don't have anything against Arby's. I just needed a scapegoat. :)
My Google Analytics report from yesterday had a fun thingy in it. Apparently, somebody from Belgium (yes, Belgium, I'm not making this up) typed "Metacow" into a search engine and found my site. Specifically, they found this moment of greatness from Metacow.
I'm at a loss as to why this could happen. Maybe Metacow knows somebody in Belgium. Or maybe "Metacow" is a Belgium word that means "Light of the world". Now that would be irony.
The Final Insult
As my wife was proof-reading this post, she saw the first line and said, "Aw... I'll help you make it sense."
It took a second for me to catch her subtle joke. Then I nearly cried laughing.
Thanks, Honey. :)